How to Stay Safe in Today's World! From October 2005 Newsletter

  HOW TO STAY SAFE

IN TODAY’S WORLD

1.  Avoid riding in automobiles because they

  are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.

2.  Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents

  occur in the home.

3.  Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because

  14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.

4.  Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because

  16% of all accidents involve these forms of

  transportation.

5.  Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths  

  occur in hospitals.  So, above all else, avoid

  hospitals.

But, you will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders.  Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is in church!

And, Bible Study is safe, too.  The percentage of deaths during Bible Study is even less! 

So, for safety’s sake . . .

Attend church and read your Bible.  

IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE! 

 

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